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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 14:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

ChatGPT Is Telling People With Psychiatric Problems to Go Off Their Meds - futurism.com

No go.

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

SEC Raises Legal Questions Over Proposed Ethereum, Solana ETFs - Decrypt

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Urgent warning issued for US consumers after ‘security breach’ of 184,000,000 passwords — here’s who’s exposed - Yahoo

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This gamer shouldn’t have left his cousin unattended: in just a few seconds, his cousin literally destroyed his older relative’s simulator. - Stewartville Star

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How humpback whales are playfully communicating with humans, according to scientists - ABC News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

ChatGPT future just revealed — get ready for a ‘super assistant’ - Tom's Guide

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

Critically Panned MindsEye Makes Surprising Debut in First Sales Report - Push Square

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is a hive of xenomorphs?

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Proposed NASA radio probe could use gravity 'lumpiness' to reveal the insides of alien worlds - Space

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.